Monday, November 10, 2008

Stolen Bras and Panties?

I have a continuous problem.  I am too nice of a person.  I lend out my clothes, shoes, purses, and I never get them back.  I hate losing things!  
Losing items makes me feel like I have no control over anything.  I always keep track of my belongings, but once you have let someone borrow something it is out of your control.  
However, I have a different viewpoint on borrowing... Well, actually I wouldn't call it borrowing.  
My roommate comes wandering into my room when I am not here, and she looks in my bra drawer.  Some people might think that it is disgusting to borrow bras.  However, I work at Victoria Secret and have 87 bras.  Yes, I said 87!  I know when I have bras missing because I am an observant person and I do wear the majority of my bras.  
So whenever I do notice, I go searching the drawers of my roommate.  The best part about all of this is that she wears a different size then some of the bras she takes from me.  I always find my missing bras in her room.  This was an ongoing problem so finally I just bought here some.  But she still does it.  I think it has become a sick fetish for her. 
I have no problem if she borrows and tells me, but she borrows keeps them and never tells me and pretends like she never knew they were even there.  Now, I can get over the bra thing, but when I found a pair of underwear that I had been missing for two and a half years, I was disgusted.  Who borrows underwear?????  I hope nobody.  That is just wrong.  You borrow a pair of underwear and you can keep it.  Or better yet throw it away. 
I found the pair of underwear in a drawer of hers that I had previously looked in for this pair of underwear 2 years prior?  Well come to find out she stole panties from my roommates and I because she would run out of clean panties before she did her laundry.  Who would have thought.  My roommate steals bras and panties....  The best part is I did not tell her I found the panties in her drawer in fact I took them out of her drawer and put them in the trash.  Hmmm... I wonder if she will ever notice that her panties were missing, oh wait I mean my panties.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I suppose the lingerie theft problem could have been much worst...At least you know where your underwear ended up.